This morning, walking to work, I saw a pigeon wandering in and out the door of the local Bakers Delight. It was affecting nonchalance, but the young bloke behind the counter was watching it with an untrusting glare.
Pigeons: the natural predators of bread.
Or at least the crumbs.
One thought on “Stop that pigeon”
It was probably after their capeseed loaf.